Ansel Hunnisett (Quotes)

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Don't Sleep Just Yet

"My name’s Ansel. I haven’t slept in a month, I’m anxious and stressed, and I’ve been having a rough time with my friend. That’s all. So just give me some prescriptions and let me walk." - Don't Sleep Just Yet, Chapter 1

"Look, I get it, alright? This is none of my business, and I can’t possibly understand your pain, yadda yadda, jabber jabber, all that jazz. You don’t want to burden anyone with your problems, or whatever. But let me be honest with you right now, man: you’re scaring the hell outta me. I don’t know what to do. Nothing I say or do seems to help you at all. Darcy, please. Please, I’m begging you, Darcy, you have to let me in." - Don't Sleep Just Yet, Chapter 3

"If you looked up the term ‘whackjob’ in a dictionary, you would find his picture." - Don't Sleep Just Yet, Chapter 3

"Oh, Darcy. I could kiss you right now." - Don't Sleep Just Yet, Chapter 4

"Holy SHIT I hate needles." - Don't Sleep Just Yet, Chapter 4

"Poppet? Piss off." - Don't Sleep Just Yet, Chapter 5

"Curiosity killed the cat, Darc." - Don't Sleep Just Yet, Chapter 5

"You’re giving me a Mountain Dew? Very professional, Dr. Adair." - Don't Sleep Just Yet, Chapter 5

"I… watch you, sometimes. When you’re asleep. It calms me down, y’know? Just… making sure that you’re safe. Comfortable. It sounds creepy, but I swear it’s not, it just… It soothes me whenever the panic attacks get too bad." - Don't Sleep Just Yet, Chapter 6

"Well, you can’t stay with me forever, Darcy." - Don't Sleep Just Yet, Chapter 8

"Heh, I guess looks really can kill." - Don't Sleep Just Yet, Chapter 9

"You know, he and I had some good times together. He took me in when I had nowhere to stay, just like you did. Hell, he was like a brother to me. We just weren’t good for each other. We brought out the worst in each other." - Don't Sleep Just Yet, Chapter 9

"Don't cry, Peanut." - Don't Sleep Just Yet, Chapter 10

"[…] If I’m gonna die, I sure as hell ain’t gonna do it in a shitty hospital bed." - Don't Sleep Just Yet, Chapter 10

"Oh, please don’t tell me you’re not Jewish." - Don't Sleep Just Yet, Chapter 10

"You know what? I’ve been thinking, and… I think I kinda like the name ‘Poppet’." - Don't Sleep Just Yet, Chapter 10

"Happy Hanukkah, Peanut…" - Don't Sleep Just Yet, Chapter 10

Don't Wake Me Up

"You forgot about Monday? I mean, I guess it’s not like that was the biggest day of our lives or anything." - Don't Wake Me Up, Chapter 3

"You… You died. In my arms. I guess I never told you, huh? Sorry about that. It just… it really messed with me, y’know? I saw the life fade from your eyes. You… stopped breathing on my lap. […] You cried. A lot. I… I was dying. You apologized to me, told me that we ‘were supposed to have a happy ending’… and I told you not to cry. […] You didn’t come back after that. So I checked myself out on the first night of Hanukkah, paid twenty dollars for jelly donuts—for five dollar donuts; I feel ripped off—and then I walked home. You came downstairs when I called, we took the elevator, and then I went to sleep on your lap." - Don't Wake Me Up, Chapter 3

"Fine, sleep in that chair, but if you’re not leaving this room, then I’m gonna say it: this bed’s pretty big. Now, if you’re too much of a pussy to sleep beside me, so be it. But I’m just sayin’: if you were to climb in beside me; I don’t care." - Don't Wake Me Up, Chapter 3

"Darcy… You didn’t fail me. You did the best you could. I mean, I’m alive, aren’t I? It’s not like your mistake actually cost me my life or anything. […] I don’t know what you think, Darc, but I don’t hold anything against you." - Don't Wake Me Up, Chapter 3

"I could’ve sworn I heard some asshole talking about something I wasn’t interested in listening to. Man, I must be losing my mind." - Don't Wake Me Up, Chapter 3

"Not even Darcy’s seen my dick." - Don't Wake Me Up, Chapter 4

"Y’know, Darc, I really did think I was gonna die that night. […] I just had that feeling, you know? That… sorta flutter in my chest, like my heart was about to give up. A lightheaded feeling and the sensation that my life was flashing before my eyes. Like I had to start working on my bucket list ASAP." - Don't Wake Me Up, Chapter 5

"Don’t get your panties in a knot, Darc." - Don't Wake Me Up, Chapter 6

"We really were about to kiss and make up. But you always were one for subtlety, weren’t you?" - Don't Wake Me Up, Chapter 6

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. You really shouldn’t hit your friends, Dantalion." - Don't Wake Me Up, Chapter 6

"I do enjoy you making a game of this, but I would like to be home before suppertime!" - Don't Wake Me Up, Chapter 7

"Do you know who I am? I am Ose, one of the Great Presidents of Hell. I answer questions. I tell the truth." - Don't Wake Me Up, Chapter 7

"Oh, my dear boy, she’s merely the distraction." - Don't Wake Me Up, Chapter 8

"Well, it would be nice to have just killed him here, but it does appear I’ve done some foreshadowing of my coming. It would be sloppy to ignore that." - Don't Wake Me Up, Chapter 8

"Would you look at the time? It seems I have a doctor to catch." - Don't Wake Me Up, Chapter 8

"You always were a pain in my ass." - Don't Wake Me Up, Chapter 8

"I always knew you were sentimental, Dantalion, but this?" - Don't Wake Me Up, Chapter 8

"I guess everything turned out okay in the end this time." - Don't Wake Me Up, Chapter 9

"Just for the record, if I was a chick, I would totally let you bang me." - Don't Wake Me Up, Chapter 9

"Oh, right, because you’re a regular Mr. Steal Your Girl." - Don't Wake Me Up, Chapter 9

Don't Leave Me Here All Alone

"Did you see what I did there? I’m phrasing it like a clickbait title. ‘Ten Things That Have Changed In My Life (Number Five Will Make You Leap From A Second Storey Window!)’ Ha ha ha. But no, I mean, it probably won’t shock you that much." - Don't Leave Me Here All Alone, Chapter 1

"[…] I can’t come second in the eyes of the person I marry, especially not second to Jay, of all fucking people." - Don't Leave Me Here All Alone, Chapter 2

"" - Don't Leave Me Here All Alone

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